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i dont want any fuss, i dont want anyone to be sad. i want people to feel comfortable and i never want charlie to be sold. some people think that the sunday best clothes are the most appropriate however i dont want that version of the sunday best. i want what you wear when youre hungover, the clothes you wear when youre ill and dont want to move out of bed, the clothes you wear when you hide from the world, the clothes you wear when youre having a house day, the clothes you wear after a long day and want to be free of the hours before, the clothes you wear when theres an overflow of good tv but most of all the type of clothes that i am probably known for. if anyone cries, i want someone who isnt taking the micky out of them, saying this i dont want many people there. i dont like churches but i cant imagine this happening without being in one, so i suppose i cant exactly object. i want the people to say what they found to be most annoying, or frustrating or just out right horrible about me, but the people i love in my life are probably too nice to do this but it is what i want. everyone is welcome to speak but again i only want to hear the negatives. for the party afterwards, i want people to go to mcdonalds and have so much food they feel sick; for dessert you can have a nutella sandwich or a twirl... oh and some pringles- i will allow both green and red flavours. it will start at anything past 12pm because im never awake before then. while everyone eats their maccies, they will watch a random episode of friends but commemorate my known obsession.

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